for all the bartards in this thread, this is satire

lmao i apologize i could not resist it. i have had personal conversations with newbs about there contributions to the under ground of the inter net and how i appreciate them. joking pushed to the side newbs is in my opinion number 1 across all of dread. i can not imagine the amount of impartial judgment and dedication and mental effort that they put in to making this place not a living nitemare but a living fair and balanced lawless lawful good. the only thing that i have for them is admiration + respect + any contribution that he would ever like to request from me even tho they have never done so and even tho i have offered they have rejected. newbs is a dark net legend and i would die by those words.

I was trippin for a second, just read that first statement and... Could Not get the mouse to move fast enough hovering that cursor over your name... Then I read the rest! I think he has helped out so much, especially right here, the compounding effect will go on forever. It is a perfectly fitting name.

I wouldnt be anywhere without my Daddy Z

Would you look at that, a blue diamond and perfect fit too! Thanks kind benefactor.

My psychiatrist says that as long your ideas don't drastically deviate from my own internal ones my mental health is not in jeopardy.

Guess who was the motivating factor for Styx lyrics "Too much time on my hands"?

I've got tooooo much *clap clap* time on my hands!!!

I was a big Styx fan. It is funny to watch you tube videos of them now and realize how young they were.

There's a few Styx songs I really like. All probably from their greatest hits lol. There's a live video of Carry On Wayward Son (obviously by Kansas, but this band talk made me think of this) where Steve Walsh is sooo fucking high on either coke or meth bc everyone on stage is wearing long sleeves, one guy even in a full tuxedo, but Steve Walsh is shirtless with basically booty shorts on sweating bullets and putting on the most enthusiastic performance I think I've ever seen LMFAO. Definitely worth checking out. t's the "Kansas Carry On Wayward Son - Live at Canada Jam"

Thanks for the reference. I liked Mr Roboto because it seemed so predictive of what was to come

Wow. I am actually blushing. Oh wait, that is heat exhaustion. Yikes

Thank you so much!

I am so flattered. Thanks to all

Dogs really are mans best friend. I hope that I never have to be dogless.

Thank you!

So very kind. Thank you!

Thank you and google.

President of the SPCA? I am all in

must suck working there. yeah its rewarding when a dog gets adopted, but I have no clue what % actually make it that far. Dogs can be so great, its fucked up the things people do.

It would be heartbreaking at times to be sure but I believe that the rewards of successfully rescuing some animals would more than compensate for the sad times.

And will someone get a god dam shelter dog ??? Please send pics..thanks

All of my dogs have been rescues. No regrets and the irony is that not only are you saving a dogs life you are also saving a fortune on all necessary shots and tags for the dog. Win-win in all aspects. Thank you!

My dog saved my life bro

Mentally or via guard dog duty?

Mentally

I totally get that. Tough to not smile when the big old lug jumps into your lap.

Seriously man, we go wayyyyyyyyy back. The times they are a changing.

Thanks so very much.

no, thank you. You have truely been a friend.

Likewise!