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HACK ME HACK ME HACK ME AGAIN!!!!!!

by /u/Fyodor-MD · 0 votes · 2024-05-03 18:51:00

I REMEMBER ONE DAY MAYBE WAS THE FIRST DAY OF USING DREAD
YOUR MALWARE CAME TO MY INBOX, MY DOWNLOADS WIDE OPEN TO YOU
I FEEL BAD OPSEC BEHIND YOU, TAKE MY PGP INSIDE
HACK ME HACK ME HACK ME AGAIN!!

I REMEMBER LAST NIGHT
TOOK YOUR MALWARE
PUT IT IN MY VM
DOUBLE OPSEC WITH MY DEALER
AND WE’RE CARDING DEAD CARDS
I DONT NEED NO LEAN
I CAN MAKE MY OWN
SINCE A KID I WAS TRAPPING LIKE DPR
F*CK A FULLZ
DRINK SOME MAGNESIUM LEAN
WITH MY HACKER
HES THE ONLY ONE
I CANT USE PGP
CUZ IM TRIPPING AS FRICK
OFF THIS CHERRY JUICE
AND MAGNESIUM
KEEP MY XMR WALLET ON ME
KEEP THE LINK COPIED
I REMEMBER ONE DAY
GETTING ON XSS
RUNNING THE MALWARE YOU MADE

I REMEMBER ONE DAY MAYBE WAS THE FIRST DAY OF USING DREAD
YOUR MALWARE CAME TO MY INBOX, MY DOWNLOADS FOLDER WIDE OPEN TO YOU
I FEEL BAD OPSEC BEHIND YOU, TAKE MY PGP INSIDE
HACK ME HACK ME HACK ME AGAIN!!!!!

Comments (11)
/u/RedStarOS · N/A votes · 3rd May, 2024 - 20:59 · Link

i only speakin chinese . i sorry for steal your hack i try to get back for u /u/Fyodor-MD

/u/Fyodor-MD · N/A votes · 4th May, 2024 - 01:46 · Link

hey its fine i forgive you , deposit xmr for damages and i wont mention this to my lawyer

/u/porkypig · N/A votes · 3rd May, 2024 - 21:05 · Link

really poor attempt for a haiku. but rick rubin his me up said he is looking for something fresh. so you never know.

/u/Fyodor-MD · N/A votes · 4th May, 2024 - 01:42 · Link

I WILL TRY BETTER NEXT TIME

/u/porkypig · N/A votes · 4th May, 2024 - 05:19 · Link

good sport. cheers!

/u/The_Trashman · N/A votes · 3rd May, 2024 - 19:17 · Link

machine gun kelly get out of the way we got a new GOAT over here. this shit straight trappin 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥v

/u/Phobos36 · N/A votes · 3rd May, 2024 - 21:31 · Link

It's Machine Gun Kevin for you big guy.

/u/Fyodor-MD · N/A votes · 4th May, 2024 - 01:46 · Link

YOU KNOW WASSSUPPPPPP TRASHMAN! AND I WILL STEAL MGKs WIFE MEGAN FOX BECAUSE I FIND HER VERY PRETTY ALTHOUGH SHE IS ON SOME VAMPIRE BLOOD DRINKING SHI...

/u/The_Trashman · N/A votes · 3rd May, 2024 - 21:42 · Link

Semi-automatic pistol Kevin

/u/Phobos36 · N/A votes · 3rd May, 2024 - 21:53 · Link

/u/Fyodor-MD here's your new MC name.

/u/Fyodor-MD · N/A votes · 4th May, 2024 - 01:45 · Link

HAHHAH SAVE ME FROM THIS PLACE I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE

/u/The_Trashman · N/A votes · 3rd May, 2024 - 21:56 · Link

Mashallah its Allah`s will. He will be named as such Inshallah!

/u/The_Trashman · N/A votes · 4th May, 2024 - 14:00 · Link

In a world of inclusivity i think our brother MGK is only showing his support for woman who bleed every month, so he does it to show support (he is not gay)

/u/The_Trashman · N/A votes · 3rd May, 2024 - 19:22 · Link

Do one about black people coming into my neighborhood and making it unsafe and lowering all the property values, and that the tiny hats are behind it all so they can keep their global maffia running.

/u/The_Trashman · N/A votes · 3rd May, 2024 - 19:25 · Link

i will straight up pay you XMR 0.0009 my guy no joke. u boutta make this bread💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸

/u/The_Trashman · N/A votes · 3rd May, 2024 - 19:32 · Link

also put some Lois from family guy refferences in it (i am a big fan of the character Lois from the tv serie Family Guy)

/u/FamilyGuy · N/A votes · 3rd May, 2024 - 22:05 · Link

Don't forget Peter please..

/u/The_Trashman · N/A votes · 3rd May, 2024 - 22:17 · Link

NO, NO PETER ONLY LOIS!!!!!!!!!!! LOISGANG4LIFE$$$$$$$$$$$$. PETER GRIFFIN MORE LIKE PETER GRIFF-OUT

/u/Fyodor-MD · N/A votes · 4th May, 2024 - 01:44 · Link

alright i am willing to write this wrap song for you my xmr: 47VTB4gdCNeUWdtKxx4b6aWeb4J317BiaUKsrFHhQ1orb6dp8XfsLfMZ9rkZwgpz68deUt6MnE7GP684XoKRRfPTC3UG3Rv

/u/The_Trashman · N/A votes · 4th May, 2024 - 13:57 · Link

i have paid you my niggor. dont spend it all on crack, spend it on speed its wayyyy cheaper

/u/euphoriamarket · N/A votes · 3rd May, 2024 - 20:46 · Link

heavy /u/Fyodor-MD :)))

/u/Fyodor-MD · N/A votes · 4th May, 2024 - 01:43 · Link

Thank you euphoria market!!! ;) comforting to see you watching over me, much love

/u/euphoriamarket · N/A votes · 4th May, 2024 - 01:57 · Link

please you're welcome /u/Fyodor-MD

/u/casio2313 · N/A votes · 3rd May, 2024 - 20:47 · Link

I would love to hack you

/u/casio2313 · N/A votes · 3rd May, 2024 - 20:48 · Link

Hacking you would be the best thing ever happened to me

/u/Fyodor-MD · N/A votes · 4th May, 2024 - 01:42 · Link

thank you, crazy getting hacked by a freaking calculator

/u/casio2313 · N/A votes · 4th May, 2024 - 10:42 · Link

The equation could last for hours

/u/casio2313 · N/A votes · 3rd May, 2024 - 20:50 · Link

I rly wanna open your inbox

/u/Fyodor-MD · N/A votes · 4th May, 2024 - 01:42 · Link

yes you can proceed

/u/bitchineedatrillion · N/A votes · 3rd May, 2024 - 22:45 · Link

u should rap this with lean

/u/Fyodor-MD · N/A votes · 4th May, 2024 - 01:41 · Link

i did wrapped with this lean but it made me sleepy (lean recipie= magnesium, cherry juice, sparkling water)

/u/bitchineedatrillion · N/A votes · 4th May, 2024 - 02:13 · Link

maybe next time eat it w/ shawarma

/u/Fyodor-MD · N/A votes · 4th May, 2024 - 02:50 · Link

yeah i'll dip that in the lean

/u/Amphora · N/A votes · 3rd May, 2024 - 23:58 · Link

🔥 Maddest hatter on Dread.

/u/Fyodor-MD · N/A votes · 4th May, 2024 - 01:40 · Link

LEARNT IT FROM YOU G🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

/u/Amphora · N/A votes · 4th May, 2024 - 01:41 · Link

<3 <3 <3

/u/miner21 · N/A votes · 4th May, 2024 - 04:58 · Link

Cute Fyodor cute