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[CONTEST] Larp as /u/Zunero - Win $50

by /u/Zunero · 0 votes · 2024-04-21 00:06:00

Still a cheaper version of /u/BehaviourAnalytica

You are Zunero! Zunero comes here once a blue moon to cause havoc, only for them to shortly leave after. They have a short, uncalled temper that quickly escalates, even for some misunderstandings and has a humor that's not easily distinguishable. They probably should seek anger management or something like that but why should they when there's Dread!

Rules:
1. Zunero can't join, fuck off

Plus Points:
1. Excessively swears (they looove to use the word fuck and shit)
2. Their typing style quickly escalates from lower case to UPPERCASE
3. Absolutely hot-headed, try to reason with them and they WILL lash out
4. Gets involved in playground bullying and name-calling
5. Holy shit is one of their favorite phrases

There's still sand in my vagina FYI.
This will last for 3 days! <3

Comments (4)
/u/BehaviourAnalytica · N/A votes · 21st April, 2024 - 12:34 · Link

"NIGGERS could be in this comment section" he thought, "I've never commented in this comment section before. There could be NIGGERS anywhere." The mountain dew straight from the mountain was all over his face, drips of it running down his mouth falling onto his dirty and sticky keyboard. " I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of Theses blasting the entire basement of his mom, making it pulsate, even as the mountain dew straight from the mountain gave him a sugar rush his hatred of minorities in comment sections was not affected. "HOLY SHIT" he screamed, "MOOOOOOOM, I THINK I SPOTTED THEM AGAIN, NIGGERS IN THE COMMENT SECTION." "With a keyboard you can type hate comments anywhere" he thought and left dread to return only once in a blue moon to cause havoc again when the site is once free of NIGGERS again.

/u/Phobos36 · N/A votes · 21st April, 2024 - 14:09 · Link

Hahaha i've seen this copyspaghetti so many times.

/u/Phobos36 · N/A votes · 21st April, 2024 - 01:35 · Link

Holy SHIT you're FUCKING retarded you SHIT eating scumFUCK. *make a new subdread and instantly ban you from it* *proceed to give sandbag awards to your posts*

/u/Zunero · N/A votes · 21st April, 2024 - 13:25 · Link

By the time you walk out of Dread, your ass would be filled with sand

/u/Phobos36 · N/A votes · 21st April, 2024 - 13:55 · Link

Yeah my ass is already a Californian beach at that point.

/u/C4J · N/A votes · 21st April, 2024 - 06:57 · Link

Lmfao and I love your username

/u/sectionoffmyself · N/A votes · 21st April, 2024 - 02:09 · Link

Holyfucking shit you stoopid fuck Gimme yo lunch you fat fuck holy shit I MEAN WHO THE FUCK LISTENS TO ANYONE BUT ME . I ONLY COME ON HERE AFTER I LOOSE MY BUTT VIRGINITY .........HOLY SHIT. YOUR ALL DUMB FUCKS WHO DONT KNOW SHIT. TIL NEXT TIME YOU DUMB FUKKKKS HOLY SHIT