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I am about to kill someone who's wronged me in a way I cannot forgive or understand.

by /u/[deleted] · 0 votes · 11th September, 2021 05:39

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Comments (7)
/u/ugu · N/A votes · 11th September, 2021 - 05:42 · Link

I know you will not do it because you post about it here. Also please learn to make paragraph break

/u/gardien · N/A votes · 11th September, 2021 - 06:00 · Link

+1 to that...

/u/waltcranston · N/A votes · 11th September, 2021 - 05:47 · Link

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

/u/We_Are_9000 · N/A votes · 11th September, 2021 - 05:55 · Link

Been in the customers bags again I see!!!!

/u/plkqcs · N/A votes · 11th September, 2021 - 06:01 · Link

Are you worried that Walt is gonna out troll you

/u/We_Are_9000 · N/A votes · 11th September, 2021 - 06:02 · Link

I know a real meth rant when I see one!!!! Ha

/u/plkqcs · N/A votes · 11th September, 2021 - 06:12 · Link

I defer to your expertise in this area

/u/waltcranston · N/A votes · 11th September, 2021 - 12:19 · Link

LOL. This is a copypasta as old as time.

/u/We_Are_9000 · N/A votes · 11th September, 2021 - 05:55 · Link

Popcorn anyone??? Remember, pictures or we won't believe you!!!!

/u/honestrick · N/A votes · 11th September, 2021 - 05:57 · Link

I'm very sorry that happened to you. Or happy it did, congratulations. Because that's too fucking long to read.

/u/gardien · N/A votes · 11th September, 2021 - 06:00 · Link

Something tells me you were in that school for good reason

/u/bluez · N/A votes · 11th September, 2021 - 06:05 · Link

bro wtf. So let me get this straight. Somebody kicked you in the balls now you wanna kill him? Lol. Get outta here this is a forum for drugs and fraud. JS

/u/thorchan · N/A votes · 11th September, 2021 - 06:14 · Link

Java script?

/u/bluez · N/A votes · 11th September, 2021 - 19:50 · Link

just saying

/u/thorchan · N/A votes · 11th September, 2021 - 20:09 · Link

Javascript

/u/bluez · N/A votes · 11th September, 2021 - 20:10 · Link

Ig if you wanna take it like that lol.

/u/thorchan · N/A votes · 11th September, 2021 - 20:13 · Link

Lmao just kidding

/u/Paris · N/A votes · 11th September, 2021 - 07:12 · Link

I'm going to say this is a rule break and remove it. Get some help OP. I don't mean taking out your frustrations and ruining your life but speaking with a therapist or something.